Spartak Moscow vs FC Barcelona Match.

The above mentioned match has just ended in favor of Barcelona FC. I wish to commiserate with my Moscow brothers on the loss. I however wish to blame them for the errors they committed which led to this situation.

Firstly, the match was planned for 15.00 hours Moscow time but was played some three hours later in the hope that it will be too cold for Barcelona to be able to play well. But what happened? This only helped to get my Barcelona friends so angry that they decided to punish Spartak for such manipulations. It also ensured that Tito Vilanova’s phone battery got frozen and so, those of us who wanted to beg him to temper justice with Messi (sorry) Mercy could not get to him until some other friends found a way to warm the batteries for him during the half-time period and we were able to talk to him and the result was clear thereafter.

Secondly, a better tactic would have been to paint the Spartak net in a darker shade so as to ensure that Messi and his colleagues will not find it easy to locate whenever they wished to. The net was just too beautiful and easy to find! Take a look yourself.

I honestly hope that my Moskvichi friends have learnt a lesson or two from these errors.