Have also wondered why Lionel Messi scores those wonderful goals so seemingly easy? Why he dribbles like a wizard? His secrets have been leaked at long last. Oh no not doping, you negative heads. It is something else altogether. New in fact. See the photo below and judge for yourself.
I hereby humbly submit that FC Barcelona, the Argentinian National Team and the Messi himself be charged to court for what can be described as “unscrupulous lego-brainological manipulation”. I rest my case here for now.