A 70 year old man was having his annual checkup and the
doctor asked him how he was feeling. “I’ve never been
better!” he boasted. “I’ve got an eighteen year old
bride who’s pregnant and having my child! What do you
think about that?”
The doctor considered this for a moment, then said,
“Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an
avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day
went out in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally
grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun.”
The doctor continued, “So he was in the woods and
suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him!
He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear
and squeezed the handle.” “And do you know what
happened?” the doctor queried.
Dumbfounded, the old man replied “No”.
The doctor continued, “The bear dropped dead in front of him!”
“That’s impossible!” exclaimed the old man.
“Someone else must have shot that bear.”
“That’s kind of what I’m getting at…” replied the doctor.