Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by
cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they
could live if they passed a trial. The first step of the
trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the
same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways
to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, “I brought
ten apples.” The king then explained the trial to him.
“You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any
expression on your face or you’ll be eaten.”
The first apple went in… but on the second one he
winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries.
When the king explained the trial to him he thought to
himself that this should be easy. 1…2…3…4…5…6
…7…8… and on the ninth berry he burst out in
laughter and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven.
The first one asked, “Why did you laugh, you almost got
away with it?” The second one replied, “I couldn’t
help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples.”