A Teacher and his pupils.

Funny jokes
Teacher: Ok class, let’s
show the principal and our guest
how far we’ve gone this year. If I say a word, you should add er & est.
Oya! Let’s give it a try
Class: [nods]

Teacher: Tall
Class: taller, tallest

Teacher: small
Class: smaller, smallest

Teacher: clean
Class: cleaner, cleanest.

Teacher: [smiles] very good.
Class: very gooder, very goodest.

Teacher: oh my goosh
Class: oh my goosher, oh my
gooshest.

Teacher: stop it now!
Class: stop it nower, stop it
nowest

Teacher: oh please
Class: Oh pleaser Oh pleasest

Teacher: Is this how I taught you?.
Class: is this how i taughter?. Is
this how i taughtest?.

Teacher: what a disgrace!
Class: what a disgracer, what a
disgracest

Teacher: [turns to the principal]
i’m very sorry about this sir.
Class: i’m very sorry about this
sirer, i’m very sorry about this
sirest

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